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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


A Chicago Burger King was closed down after health inspectors reported finding so many flying insects they were “afraid to open their mouths.” Wish there were more people from Chicago who knew when to keep their mouths shut. «——◊-Ο-◊——» For … Continue reading

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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


President Obama plans a bus tour of the Midwest the week of August 15th, with a focus on jobs. Help me out here – how does causing traffic jams making thousands of people late for work help the economy? «——◊-Ο-◊——» … Continue reading

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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


During his press conference, President Obama passed the buck on the debt, describing it as “bills Congress ran up”. Unbelievable. I think he just threw his autopen under the bus.  «——◊-Ο-◊——» Democrat Congressman David Wu announced he would resign following … Continue reading

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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said that Obama’s policies are “driving us over the cliff”. Sadly, he’s right. Kinda makes you long for the days when we were stuck in the ditch, doesn’t it? «——◊-Ο-◊——» During a press conference, Democrat Congressman … Continue reading

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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


During his press conference, President Obama said he was “amused” by people saying he should be more involved in the debt ceiling talks. So am I. In these talks, Obama’s basically just a Post-It Note with the words “raise taxes” … Continue reading

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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


The Supreme Court struck down a California law banning the sale of violent video games to minors. Bad news, kids – it can still be enforced inside your parents’ jursidiction, though. «——◊-Ο-◊——» During an interview on CNN, Nancy Pelosi argued … Continue reading

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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


Obama administration officials are recruiting a team of “stealth survey” callers to pose as patients, call doctors’ offices and request appointments to see how difficult it is for people to get care when they need it. Fine. When Obamacare clicks … Continue reading

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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


Neighbors of Democrat Congressman John Conyers are complaining that his Detroit residence is an “eyesore”. If they think his house is bad, they should see some of his legislation. «——◊-Ο-◊——» Attorney General Eric Holder said that civilian courts are “our … Continue reading

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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


The USDA is levying a fine of $90,000 on a Missouri family for selling $4000 worth of rabbits over 2 years without a license, making a $300 profit. Must’ve run out of unlicensed lemonade stands to kick over.

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The Wit Of Fred Thompson


Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood unveiled new fuel-economy window stickers for cars and trucks, but arrived at the event in a 12-mpg Chevy Suburban SUV. Makes you wonder if Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano’s house is surrounded by a moat with alligators. … Continue reading

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