The Wit Of Fred Thompson

President Obama plans a bus tour of the Midwest the week of August 15th, with a focus on jobs.

Help me out here – how does causing traffic jams making thousands of people late for work help the economy?


DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz said that “we’ve really begun to turn the economy around.”

Well, technically, that IS an accurate description of a tailspin.


Minnesota Department of Natural Resources officials have been unable to identify a recently-discovered mystery roadkill carcass.

Maybe it’s Obama’s economic plan.


China says the US debt downgrade “sounds an alarm bell”.

Actually it sounds a whole bunch of ’em. And it sounds like they’re playing the Greek national anthem.


The S & P downgrades our debt, and now Obama’s out golfing again.

That’s our president – always working on getting lower scores.


MSNBC’s Chris Matthews said that “we learn from history” that “government creates jobs.”

Yes, and we also learn that those kind of governments eventually run out of money and collapse.

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