The Wit Of Fred Thompson

During his press conference, President Obama passed the buck on the debt, describing it as “bills Congress ran up”.

Unbelievable. I think he just threw his autopen under the bus.


Democrat Congressman David Wu announced he would resign following allegations he engaged in “sexual behavior” with a young woman.

It was bound to happen. Say the man’s last name twice and you’ve got a party going.


During a speech in DC, President Obama said “the idea of doing things on my own is very tempting.”

Obviously I’m not the only guy who’s ever been stuck on a plane next to Joe Biden.


Democrat Congresswoman Barbara Lee said the “debt crisis” has been “manufactured by House Republicans.”

If that were true, it’d be the first increase in manufacturing since Obama took over.


A California man is in stable condition after he attempted hernia surgery on himself with a butter knife.

That’s absurd and dangerous. Thankfully, under Obamacare he’ll be required to use a scapel.


White House Press Secretary Jay Carney refused to release Obama’s debt plan, saying they’ve already “shown a lot of leg”.

Really? That looks more like a finger.


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2 Responses to The Wit Of Fred Thompson

  1. Matt says:

    Excellent! Needed a good laugh-this delivered!

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