The Wit Of Fred Thompson


During his press conference, President Obama passed the buck on the debt, describing it as “bills Congress ran up”.

Unbelievable. I think he just threw his autopen under the bus.

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Democrat Congressman David Wu announced he would resign following allegations he engaged in “sexual behavior” with a young woman.

It was bound to happen. Say the man’s last name twice and you’ve got a party going.

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During a speech in DC, President Obama said “the idea of doing things on my own is very tempting.”

Obviously I’m not the only guy who’s ever been stuck on a plane next to Joe Biden.

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Democrat Congresswoman Barbara Lee said the “debt crisis” has been “manufactured by House Republicans.”

If that were true, it’d be the first increase in manufacturing since Obama took over.

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A California man is in stable condition after he attempted hernia surgery on himself with a butter knife.

That’s absurd and dangerous. Thankfully, under Obamacare he’ll be required to use a scapel.

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White House Press Secretary Jay Carney refused to release Obama’s debt plan, saying they’ve already “shown a lot of leg”.

Really? That looks more like a finger.

 

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2 Responses to The Wit Of Fred Thompson

  1. Matt says:

    Excellent! Needed a good laugh-this delivered!

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