The Wit Of Fred Thompson


RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said that Obama’s policies are “driving us over the cliff”.

Sadly, he’s right. Kinda makes you long for the days when we were stuck in the ditch, doesn’t it?

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During a press conference, Democrat Congressman Charlie Rangel said we should ask “what would Jesus do?” about the debt ceiling.

Well, first of all, Charlie, Jesus would pay his taxes.

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A Seattle family filed a complaint after the TSA twice singled out their 6 year old son for a pat down.

I had no idea the shortage of wheelchair-bound grandmothers had gotten so severe.

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Journalist Bob Woodward said that the rest of the world doesn’t see America as “the grown-up nation” any more.

Well, that’ll happen when the President keeps spending money like a kid in a candy store.

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Wisconsin’s Governor Walker signed a bill allowing concealed carry, making it the 49th state to do so.

Obama’s worried that it won’t be long before the other 8 states cave in, too.

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MSNBC’s Ed Schultz said that Republicans are on a “mission to murder the American Dream.”

I’m shocked. I can’t believe Ed’s already run out of Hitler analogies this far from the election.

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