Yes Virginia, there is Global Warming. You may be one that likes to follow the accepted wisdom of most global warming experts and blame China or to a greater extent the United States for Global Warming…new findings may just bolster the experts claim that indeed the United States, and more specifically the Beltway of Washing DC are the real culprits…
It’s believed that global warming is being generated from all the hot air emitted and being generated in the Beltway of DC…most of it is centered in both houses of Congress, recent unnamed & anonymous experts have found. Many thought it might have been from the presidential limo-onstrosities and the huge number of nondescript black government gas guzzling SUV’s.
Some unnamed experts have even blamed the increased carbon footprints as a contributing factor of global warming from the vast majorities of Congress members maintaining second homes in the DC, or Virginia suburbs. Other anonymous experts have pointed to the increased governmental generated lobbyists flocking to the DC area to partake in free-for-all of spending from the of the most “transparent” good time Charlie administrations of all times. Some experts have even pointed to the many (75 and counting) golf trips and bi-monthly vacations taken by the first family and suggested (off-the record of course) that these may possibly be contributing to the over-all increase in hot air and the resulting global warming.
However…new startling findings are that the hot air has increased from 1700 Penn, DC…to unseen levels. With their new hot-aerometers they can pinpoint that most of the newly created hot-air is emanating from the oval office…but a vast majority of it comes from an office on the second floor..
We’ll call it the (CCROPD) Clyburn, Conyers, Reid, Obama, Pelosi, Durbin affect…
Hot air and global warming experts see a correlation between the announcement for re-election by O’Bama to the WH for a second term, and the increased levels of hot air which is accelerating the affects of global warming in places like Colorado; where the snow fall has continued late in the season and skiing has continued well into July…This is just another case of how the stimulus has worked by creating more hot air thus creating more global warming thus creating an economic boom for Colorado and the skiing industry all of whom are congratulating the O’bama admin for creating the conditions of increased global warming via their hot air that created the unseasonable snow fall, the WH has been quick to take credit for this positive development.
Unnamed White House spokespeople have been quick to point out that this is by divine design of the “One”, in perfect correlation with his plan to create more hot-air thus creating or saving jobs in the skiing sector…they point to the recent snowfall as proof that their plan of increasing hot-air has had it desired affect.