The Wit Of Fred Thompson


The Supreme Court struck down a California law banning the sale of violent video games to minors.

Bad news, kids – it can still be enforced inside your parents’ jursidiction, though.

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During an interview on CNN, Nancy Pelosi argued that high unemployment helps Democrat election chances, because “Republicans are the incumbent”.

It’s like blaming cops for burglaries because they showed up at the crime scene.

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A new Commerce Department report shows that consumer spending grew at its weakest pace in 20 months.

I’m just waiting for Obama to complain that it’s because the rich aren’t spending their fair share.

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San Francisco is considering a law that would ban the buying of any pets in the city.

Ironically, it’s not in place yet because they can’t buy enough city councilmen to pass it.

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To celebrate its grand opening, the new Jefferson City, Missouri, jail is letting the general public rent a cell for $30 a night.

Former Illinois governors stay free.

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The Obama campaign signaled that its fundraising numbers for the second quarter of the year are lower than expected.

Pretty much like every other number in the economy. Probably just a coincidence.

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