The Wit Of Fred Thompson


Obama administration officials are recruiting a team of “stealth survey” callers to pose as patients, call doctors’ offices and request appointments to see how difficult it is for people to get care when they need it.

Fine. When Obamacare clicks in, maybe they can find some stealth doctors to answer the calls.

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US Navy Admiral Samuel Locklear said that that NATO forces are actively targeting and trying to kill Gaddafi, despite Obama insisting that “regime change” is not the goal.

So, who should we believe? The guy firing the weapons or the guy dodging the question?

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Chicago’s top cop Garry McCarthy said the city’s rampant crime and violence problem is due to “government-sponsored racism”

That’s a relief. I’d hate to see the criminals take the blame for it.

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Over the weekend, Vice President Joe Biden claimed that the Republicans’ demands for cutting the federal budget “borders on immoral.”

In that case, let’s throw a balanced budget at ’em and go for a full-blown “hate crime”.

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President Obama’s campaign is now raffling off a chance to have dinner with Joe Biden.

They’re going to make a fortune off this once word hits the insomniac community.

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One Response to The Wit Of Fred Thompson

  1. 😆 @ #5. Oh man that was hilarious!

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