The Wit Of Fred Thompson


In an interview, Osama bin Laden’s son Omar said that burying Osama at sea “demeans and humiliates his family”.

Right. We should’ve buried him under a collapsed building.

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The Obama administration is pushing banks to start offering sub-prime mortgages to high-risk customers again.

How come liberal economic solutions always seem to involve doing more of what got us in trouble in the first place?

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According to bin Laden’s captured diaries, he was busy plotting ways to kill as many Americans as possible in a single attack.

And now he’s not. Thank you Navy SEALs.

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A recent sudden spike in DC gas prices has propted a criminal investigation.

Anybody else think their first stop should be a visit to the guy who keeps saying we shouldn’t drill?

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Aviation experts say there’s no explanation for the recent “outbreak of insanity” on planes.

Here’s a hint: it rhymes with “adical Islam”.

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