Residents of Chicago reported spotting a UFO.
When last seen, it was being chased by local community organizers, hoping to get the aliens registered as Democrats.
Former DNC Chair Howard Dean described Fox News as a “well-funded, right-wing propaganda organization”.
Well, Howard’s pretty far left. He thinks the same thing about NPR.
Orrin Hatch said that the problem with Obama as a leader is he “just doesn’t know what to do”.
Actually, the real problem is that we just don’t want him to do it.