The Wit Of Fred Thompson


Former UN Ambassador John Bolton called Obama’s Libya speech “a dog’s breakfast”.

I respect John Bolton, but he went too far this time. What kind of monster would feed something like that to his dog?

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President Obama accepted an award for government transparency – in a meeting that was closed to both press and public.

I swear, if this man ever gets in a car crash, they’ll give him a prize for traffic safety.

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The town of Munson, Ohio is taking the word “Easter” out of its annual Easter Egg Hunt in order to avoid offending non-Christians.

While they’re at it, they should probably change the town’s name to “Munchild” to avoid sounding sexist.

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On the Senate floor, Majority Leader Harry Reid said “the country doesn’t care much about the Tea Party”.

That’s true. Except, you know, during protest rallies, primaries, and elections.

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President Obama said that slogans like “drill, baby, drill” are just “gimmicks”.

Uh huh. So what was “Hope and Change”, besides something more typically found in cow pastures?

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