The Wit Of Fred Thompson

When asked why the administration opposed drilling in ANWR, Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said, “We don’t believe that you need to drill everywhere”.

Ok, then how about letting us drill SOMEWHERE?


White House Chief of Staff Bill Daley said on Sunday the Obama administration wants to ease oil prices by tapping into the U.S. strategic oil reserve.

Good plan. Then they can fill it back up with nice, cheap, IOU’s.


In a major diplomatic victory for the Libyan opposition, France has become the first country to formally recognize Libya’s rebel leadership.

Ya know, the last time the French took the lead on something while the US did nothing, it was because America handn’t been discovered yet.


Democrat Congressman Bennie Thompson says holding hearings on radical Islam will create more terrorists.

Which is kinda like saying that learning to swim increases your chance of drowning.

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