A NASA scientist claims to have discovered evidence of alien life forms on meteorites.
I’m torn on this. I want him to find out where they’re from, but I don’t want him to get in trouble with Eric Holder for profiling.
During a rabble-rousing protest speech in Madison, Wisconsin, Michael Moore said that “America is not broke.”
Too bad he can’t say the same thing about the last scale he stepped on.
During a weird hourlong web video, Charlie Sheen said “I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning”.
If he’s doing so great, how come he’s not bi-working?