The Wit Of Fred Thompson


A NASA scientist claims to have discovered evidence of alien life forms on meteorites.

I’m torn on this. I want him to find out where they’re from, but I don’t want him to get in trouble with Eric Holder for profiling.

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During a rabble-rousing protest speech in Madison, Wisconsin, Michael Moore said that “America is not broke.”

Too bad he can’t say the same thing about the last scale he stepped on.

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During a weird hourlong web video, Charlie Sheen said “I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning”.

If he’s doing so great, how come he’s not bi-working?

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