The Wit Of Fred Thompson

Chicago schools are reporting that, even though they’re serving government-standard healthy lunches, the kids aren’t eating them because they taste awful.

Ya know, I’d say this is a perfect metaphor for failed government programs, but this IS a failed goverment program.A

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16 Responses to The Wit Of Fred Thompson

  1. What do you expect meat loaf to taste like when you use Grade Z “beef?” πŸ˜‰

  2. LOL… You’re a trip Spinny. πŸ˜‰

    Even Taco Bell can make 35% beef taste good… why can’t the Chicago schools do the same?

    • They’re working with 35%. Sometimes there’s not enough ketchup in the world. Hey if you take away their collective bargaining rights, I wonder what they’ll taste like then. πŸ˜›

      • Sorry had to move the reply… LOL What I said was…

        Probably taste like chicken nuggets. There should be plenty of ketchup available. I know that John “ketchup boy” Kerry will donate for the cause. It’s all about the kids. (and redistribution of wealth) πŸ˜‰

      • This might all be moot considering Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” Campaign. πŸ˜‰

      • You mean the “Let’s Mooooo-ove” campaign? LOL

        Next time you make it to the home of the “other” Disney, I’ll take you out for some real food… steaks, potatoes, and of course a salad for you. πŸ˜‰

      • Hell no. I want a New York strip medium rare, please.

      • YES! You are getting sexier by the day! Who knew that you libs could be such cool chicks?!? LOL

        I say you come stay here, I’ll cook the steaks and I’ll convince you to switch over to the dark side of conservatism over a couple of bottles of wine. Deal? πŸ˜‰

      • A couple bottles? After that much, you’d have to drag my unconscious body over to the dark side.

      • Ok, the wine was really for me… I was thinking that I would need the help to overcome any conversation about the environment that I was damaging with my excessive carbon footprint. LOL

        The offer still stands and we’ll drop it down to a single bottle for the “lightweight”. I’d say that I’ll go west but they don’t like my kind out there… and besides, California is gonna fall into the ocean someday… probably the day that a conservative shows up. Ha!

      • Why would I bother with the carbon footprint spiel since we’d be feasting on dead cow?

        Oh, we have Conservatives here…Central California and the well-known Orange County. Are they the ones keeping us from going under? πŸ˜›

      • I didn’t think those areas amounted to much in the way of conservatives. I was pretty much sure that they had been run out of the state with pitchforks or hammer and sickles πŸ˜‰ by now.

        Good point with the dead cow vs. carbon footprint. I thought I was doing my part by taking out cows anyways. I mean, they are a major polluter with all of their farting. LMAO!

      • We save our angry mobs for political candidates.

        Yes, we have to do something about that methane gas. You are a true mensch. πŸ˜›

      • Ok, you’ll have to tone down the complimentary rhetoric… “mensch”? Really? People are definitely going to get the wrong idea about me you. We’re supposed to be adversaries and stuff. Keep this up and the next thing you know, we’ll be facebook friends and then it’s all down hill from there.

    • Haha yeah maybe I should lest I be seen as colluding with the enemy. Piss off Teatard. There. Hopefully, that will be enough to prevent me from getting kicked out of the club.


      • That’s better… Now you just get back to your blog AND shave your armpits, you socialist hippie! (checking my Tea Party membership… phew, still good!) πŸ˜›

        Don’t be a stranger! I enjoy going around with you. LOL

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