The Wit Of Fred Thompson


Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker said that if the Democrats don’t come back and vote on his budget, he’ll have no choice but to start firing public workers.

Well, they can always get jobs in the booming Illinois hotel industry.

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The US ambassador to China said that he was “deeply concerned” about Chinese harrassment of journalists.

I guess he’s worried that China will be so busy crushing dissent they won’t have time to buy our Treasury Bonds.

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The Pentagon announced the development of a tiny spy-plane that looks and acts like a hummingbird.

That’s pretty impressive. Now they just need to equip it with tiny Hellfire missiles.

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During a speech in Chicago, Louis Farrakhan said that America will soon face uprisings like in the Middle East.

Try to keep up, Louis. It happened last November.

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