The Wit Of Fred Thompson


During the Chicago mayoral election, 3 polling judges had to be removed for showing up drunk.

What’s the big deal? Half the people that voted for Rahm Emanuel weren’t even alive.

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Saudi Arabia promised to increase oil output to keep energy prices from rising because of the Libyan unrest.

Meanwhile we’re stuck with solar panels instead of oil wells. What’s Obama gonna promise? More sunny days?

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After the DNC drew up a resolution to honor Nancy Pelosi, Pelosi edited it to list more of her accomplishments.

Huh. I’m surprised she didn’t make it 2000 pages long and insist it be passed in the dead of night on a weekend.

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