The Wit Of Fred Thompson

Hoping to lure Democrats back, Wisconsin Republicans passed a rule that state senators who miss two floor votes have to pick up their paychecks in person.

Here’s a better idea: first one back gets to keep ALL the missing Democrats’ paychecks.


In a speech before the Nevada legislature, Harry Reid said “the time has come for us to outlaw prostitution.”

Typical Democrat. Aiming to shut down the one industry that’ll never need a bailout.


During a recent speech, Libya’s embattled leader Muammar Gaddafi blamed the street uprisings on the “tyranny of the US”.

Right. If the US had any power over Libya, we’d make Gaddafi/Khadafy/Qadhafi pick one spelling for his name and stick to it.


On MSNBC’s “Hardball”, Chris Matthews compared Sarah Palin to Libya’s Muammar Gaddafi.

Huh. I had no idea Gaddafi had ever field-dressed a moose.

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