The Wit Of Fred Thompson


During House testimony, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said the threat of terrorism is at “its most heightened state” since the 9/11 attacks.

Wish we could say the same about our confidence in the Department of Homeland Security.

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iPhone has released a new app, approved by the Catholic church, that helps users confess their sins.

All I can say is that, if you use it, make sure you’re signed out of Twitter, first.

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During a House hearing, a frustrated Republican Congressman asked the head of the EPA, “do you believe in the law of supply and demand?”

You’d think more liberals would, since it’s not actually written in the Constitution.

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As part of its Middle-East outreach, the State Department has begun sending Twitter messages in Arabic.

Please tell me this isn’t being handled by the same guy who did the Russian “reset” button.

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