The Wit Of Fred Thompson

During a press conference, First Lady Michelle Obama announced that the President has finally quit smoking.

I knew this was coming when he raised the tobacco tax.


A Canadian woman is suing US Border agents, claiming she was abused for failing to disclose that she had raspberries in her car.

Good thing it wasn’t a cheesebuger. Michelle Obama would’ve had her thrown in Gitmo.


Keith Olbermann said his new show on Current TV will be an “improved, amplified and stronger version” of his show on MSNBC.

Great idea. Because when your neighbor’s yippy dog keeps you up all night barking, the obvious solution is to get him a megaphone.

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