The Wit Of Fred Thompson

MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell said that conservatives were trying to “appropriate” Ronald Reagan.

Andrea, that’s like accusing someone of stealing their own car.


During an interview on MSNBC, Former DNC Chair Howard Dean said “It’s the government’s job to redistribute”.

Ah, yes. The Constitution’s infamous “spread the wealth around” clause.


A month after Romanian authorities began taxing witches for practicing their trade, the country is now considering a bill that threatens fines or even prison if their predictions don’t come true.

Strange country. In America, they’d just get a job as a sports analyst.


President Obama is giving a speech in Michigan on Thursday which is billed as being “open to the public by invitation only.”

I guess that makes sense, considering his idea of health care reform was to create government-controlled free markets.

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