The Wit Of Fred Thompson


MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell said that conservatives were trying to “appropriate” Ronald Reagan.

Andrea, that’s like accusing someone of stealing their own car.

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During an interview on MSNBC, Former DNC Chair Howard Dean said “It’s the government’s job to redistribute”.

Ah, yes. The Constitution’s infamous “spread the wealth around” clause.

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A month after Romanian authorities began taxing witches for practicing their trade, the country is now considering a bill that threatens fines or even prison if their predictions don’t come true.

Strange country. In America, they’d just get a job as a sports analyst.

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President Obama is giving a speech in Michigan on Thursday which is billed as being “open to the public by invitation only.”

I guess that makes sense, considering his idea of health care reform was to create government-controlled free markets.

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