The Wit Of Fred Thompson


The New York City Council passed a new regulation that bans outdoor smoking on beaches.

When is New York going to address the REAL problem with their beaches? Fat guys in speedos.

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The full Obamacare repeal bill got voted down in the Senate, right along party lines.

That’s ok. Our lines have got a lot more party coming in 2012.

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During his speech on Egypt, President Obama told the Egyptian protesters “we hear your voices”.

Huh. Must’ve got that hearing aid fixed, because he couldn’t hear squat during the health care debate.

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New Wikileaks documents show that in 2008, the US threatened to go to war with China if they destroyed any of our spy satellites.

These days, they probably get a free spy satellite photo as a gift with every Treasury Bond purchased.

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