The Wit Of Fred Thompson


In just the first 10 months of 2010, Nancy Pelosi logged 47 flights and flew 90,000 miles on US Air Force planes.

Why doesn’t she fly the way the rest of us do? Covered in the smell of blue latex gloves.

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Kansas City Royals Gil Meche retired from baseball, foregoing the $12 million left on his contract saying he “doesn’t deserve it” because of his lousy performance.

Wonder how many copies of this article Obama’s going to get in the mail?

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Border patrol agents in Arizona spotted Mexican smugglers using a catapult to launch packages full of marijuana over the border fence.

Calling it a “Sputnik moment”, President Obama said that the United States must work harder to lead the world in catapult manufacturing.

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US News said that President Obama borrowed so many lines from other people’s speeches that his State of the Union address was “tantamount to plagiarism”.

Huh. And I thought it was just other people’s money he couldn’t keep his hands off of.

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I guess some people are upset at Nancy Pelosi for flying over 90,000 miles last year on Air Force planes.

Probably would’ve been ok if it had been one-way.

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