The Illinois Supreme Court won’t let Chicago print ballots for the mayor’s race until after it hears Rahm Emanuel’s residency case.
Uh oh. Now what’ll Rahm do with all those ballots he’s already got sitting in the trunk of his car?
New York City is considering a ban on the use of iPods and cell phones while walking in order to prevent people from carelessly crossing the street.
Yeah, but they’re missing the REAL problem: the people who can’t walk & chew gum at the same time spending the city into bankruptcy.
During his State of the Union speech, President Obama said we should use our current economic crisis as a “Sputnik moment.”
Kind of ironic coming from the guy who cancelled the NASA program to return to the moon.