The Wit Of Fred Thompson


6 more states have filed lawsuits against Obamacare, bringing the total to 26.

President Obama is reportedly relieved, since that’s still less than half of the 57 states.

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During a press conference, China’s President Hu said, “China is always committed to the protection and promotion of human rights”.

Of course they are. Just not in China.

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California has officially started phasing out the sale of 100-watt incandescent light bulbs this year.

Well, that might explain all the dim bulbs that keep coming from that state.

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When asked what make Obamacare constitutional, Democrat Congressman John Lewis cited “the pursuit of happiness”.

John, that’s in the Declaration of Independence. You know… next to the part about altering or abolishing bad government.

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President Obama said to China’s President Hu, “we want to sell you all kinds of stuff”.

Hope he has better luck with that than he had with getting the American people to buy what he’s selling.

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