Daily Wit & Wisdom


The Wit Of Fred Thompson

A team of scientists from Japan, Russia and the United States say they hope to be able to clone a Wooly Mammoth within the next 6 years.

Folks, I’m thinking the same thing you are. I’m gonna need a bigger grill.

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In France, depressed zoo animals are receiving therapy to help cheer them up.

Maybe they should try holding an election. It did wonders for Republicans over here.

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China’s president Hu arrives in DC today for an official state visit.

Or, as he likes to joke to his friends, he’s “going to visit his money”.

 

Wisdom Of The Day: Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Every step we take towards making the State our Caretaker of our lives, by that much we move toward making the State our Master.” ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

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