Daily Wit & Wisdom

The Wit Of Fred Thompson

A team of scientists from Japan, Russia and the United States say they hope to be able to clone a Wooly Mammoth within the next 6 years.

Folks, I’m thinking the same thing you are. I’m gonna need a bigger grill.


In France, depressed zoo animals are receiving therapy to help cheer them up.

Maybe they should try holding an election. It did wonders for Republicans over here.


China’s president Hu arrives in DC today for an official state visit.

Or, as he likes to joke to his friends, he’s “going to visit his money”.


Wisdom Of The Day: Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Every step we take towards making the State our Caretaker of our lives, by that much we move toward making the State our Master.” ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

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