The Wit Of Fred Thompson


On the Senate floor, Democrat John Kerry seriously asked “Why would we have to read” the 1924-page budget bill?

Here’s a better question: why would you write it?

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Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said that Congressional earmarks are “a constitutional duty”.

Harry, Congress has the power to declare war, too, but I don’t see you doing THAT in every bill you pass.

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Wikileaks’ Julian Assange called an ABC reporter a “tabloid schmuck” and stormed out of an interview.

See? Now THESE are the kind of secrets Wikileaks should be exposing.

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