The Wit Of Fred Thompson (Triple Play)


The city is Chicago is holding a hearing to determine if Rahm Emanuel is actually a resident, which is a requirement if he’s running for mayor.

So how DO you prove Chicago residency? By voting twice and bribing an alderman?

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The Democrats have finally proposed a 1.1 trillion dollar budget that’s over 1900 pages long, and is stuffed with earmarks.

Man, these Democrats are like a bunch of drunks deciding to go bar-hopping on the way to their first AA meeting.

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A mailman in Wisconsin was arrested last week because he delivered the mail while completely naked.

Well, I suppose he could always claim he was headed to the airport and was just trying to avoid a patdown.

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